Squinting at the screen, I post yet another short message. Looking down my nose at all you lesser humans, I would tell you not to write like this. Considering all the other choices of sentence types, this one, in moderation, is no better or worse than any other. Sitting where I sit, though, I can safely tell you that if you don't change it up just a little more than this, I will not like any of your writing that I read. Moving my cursor toward the "Post & Publish" button, I bid you all a fond (and admonishing) adieu.